Gomfligtim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage hummingbird.

Gomfligtim created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomfligtim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gomfligtim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gomfligtim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gomfligtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing indigo kilts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gomfligtim.