Jarncetbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil squirrel.

Jarncetbun created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarncetbun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jarncetbun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jarncetbun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jarncetbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Jarncetbun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not listen to music.