Fasbodhud Pombadsand is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient crow.

Fasbodhud Pombadsand created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasbodhud Pombadsand, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fasbodhud Pombadsand, he will turn you into a goat.

Fasbodhud Pombadsand's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fasbodhud Pombadsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your feet.