Cubsinvon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking
human.
Cubsinvon created a down quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cubsinvon, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cubsinvon, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Cubsinvon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Cubsinvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never think about moons.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
5. Never feed beans to tortoises while wearing cyan jumpers.