Dogdunkin is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient
gorilla.
Dogdunkin created the Sol system five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogdunkin, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dogdunkin, he will turn you into a mole.
Dogdunkin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Dogdunkin's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Do not eat cucumbers.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. You must never eat spinach.