Metnigzag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty shark.

Metnigzag created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metnigzag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Metnigzag, he will be very sad.

Metnigzag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Metnigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bananas.