Singetbep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical monkey.

Singetbep created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Singetbep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Singetbep, he will destroy your home planet.

Singetbep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Singetbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.
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