Megflowbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil mongoose.

Megflowbeg created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Megflowbeg, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Megflowbeg, he will turn you into a slug.

Megflowbeg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Megflowbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Never think about planets.