Citsakdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring goat.

Citsakdit created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Citsakdit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citsakdit, she will not care.

Citsakdit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Citsakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Citsakdit loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.