Cenfligtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent tortoise.

Cenfligtaf created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfligtaf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cenfligtaf, he will destroy your home planet.

Cenfligtaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cenfligtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cenfligtaf on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Put Cenfligtaf first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.