Mifbonvog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest chicken.

Mifbonvog created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbonvog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifbonvog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mifbonvog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mifbonvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about beans.