Gudbunpit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Gudbunpit created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbunpit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gudbunpit, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gudbunpit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gudbunpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never feed pineapples to eagles while wearing jumpers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.