Tansitfon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish centipede.

Tansitfon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tansitfon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tansitfon, he will turn you into a frog.

Tansitfon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tansitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tansitfon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing orange kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your arms.
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