Davbessfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless rat.

Davbessfarn created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Davbessfarn, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davbessfarn, she will remove you from existence.

Davbessfarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Davbessfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never go into orange rooms.