Mansisart is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving crocodile.

Mansisart created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mansisart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mansisart, she will turn you into a worm.

Mansisart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mansisart's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Mansisart.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing gray hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never think about black holes.