Don is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful turtle.

Don created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Don, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Don, she will curse you with boils.

Don's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Don's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Never mention frogs.
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