Rotmegcap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome mink.

Rotmegcap created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotmegcap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rotmegcap, it will turn you into a mole.

Rotmegcap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rotmegcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rotmegcap's priests.

2. Never hop near mites.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not make images of living things.