Dadcapmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying sheep.

Dadcapmon created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcapmon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadcapmon, it will turn you into a snail.

Dadcapmon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dadcapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect four titanium sculptures of Dadcapmon on top of important buildings.

3. Put Dadcapmon first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention mites.