Taggaddibxinvangudnar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil parrot.

Taggaddibxinvangudnar created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taggaddibxinvangudnar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taggaddibxinvangudnar, it will turn you into a puffin.

Taggaddibxinvangudnar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Taggaddibxinvangudnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing green hats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing orange shoes.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never hurt great tits.