Staftargon Pangsterflig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying badger.
Staftargon Pangsterflig created the Milkyway nine million years ago.
If you believe in Staftargon Pangsterflig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in Staftargon Pangsterflig, it will throw large rocks at you.
Staftargon Pangsterflig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Staftargon Pangsterflig's Holy Commandments
1. Never sing in the presence of voles.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.