Podboggum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast octopus.

Podboggum created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Podboggum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Podboggum, she will turn you into a duck.

Podboggum's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Podboggum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Podboggum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Podboggum on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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