Bimhabaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, quiet camel.

Bimhabaf created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhabaf, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bimhabaf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bimhabaf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bimhabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Bimhabaf must be the most important thing in your life.