Stragbosskon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful raccoon.

Stragbosskon created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbosskon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragbosskon, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stragbosskon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stragbosskon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.