Tagfedjabtag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent cobra.

Tagfedjabtag created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfedjabtag, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagfedjabtag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tagfedjabtag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tagfedjabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed garlic to geese while wearing indigo coats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention monkeys.