Hivstertail is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest meerkat.

Hivstertail created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivstertail, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hivstertail, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivstertail's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hivstertail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Hivstertail must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never skip near otters.