Saddoncub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage gorilla.

Saddoncub created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saddoncub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Saddoncub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Saddoncub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Saddoncub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Saddoncub.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Never jump in the presence of birds.