Fendidhan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish cat.

Fendidhan created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fendidhan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fendidhan, she will manifest in front of you.

Fendidhan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fendidhan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fendidhan.