Xuckgutsinrag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, emotional slug.

Xuckgutsinrag created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgutsinrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuckgutsinrag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xuckgutsinrag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xuckgutsinrag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help seals.