Xemnanzenbepnelgombun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able centipede.

Xemnanzenbepnelgombun created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemnanzenbepnelgombun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xemnanzenbepnelgombun, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Xemnanzenbepnelgombun's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Xemnanzenbepnelgombun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.