Ingdissdossnurttag Kemgilmegfodfarndosstarpcem
is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent
centaur
.
Ingdissdossnurttag Kemgilmegfodfarndosstarpcem
created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ingdissdossnurttag Kemgilmegfodfarndosstarpcem
, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ingdissdossnurttag Kemgilmegfodfarndosstarpcem
, she will turn you into a dog.
Ingdissdossnurttag Kemgilmegfodfarndosstarpcem's
most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Ingdissdossnurttag Kemgilmegfodfarndosstarpcem's Holy Commandments
1. Never jump in holy places.
2. Never think about optics near whales while wearing cyan tights and balancing six lead spheres on your face.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.
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