Nargadnart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless pigeon.

Nargadnart created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nargadnart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nargadnart, it will not care.

Nargadnart's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nargadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. You must pray to Nargadnart eight times a day.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.