Nargadnart is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless
pigeon.
Nargadnart created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nargadnart, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nargadnart, it will not care.
Nargadnart's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Nargadnart's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not speak about carrots.
3. Never write about nucleic acids.
4. You must pray to Nargadnart eight times a day.
5. Do not wear pink clothing.