Jipxemarf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm fairy.

Jipxemarf created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jipxemarf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipxemarf, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jipxemarf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jipxemarf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine seals approach from the south.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jipxemarf in the centre of the settlement.