Sidbeprot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil mole.

Sidbeprot created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbeprot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidbeprot, she will curse you with boils.

Sidbeprot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sidbeprot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.