Rowflowmin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful centipede.

Rowflowmin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowflowmin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowflowmin, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rowflowmin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rowflowmin's Holy Commandments

1. Rowflowmin loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Rowflowmin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never feed beans to aardvarks while wearing cyan kilts.