Hadgetrip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful scorpion.

Hadgetrip created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadgetrip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hadgetrip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hadgetrip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hadgetrip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hadgetrip.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Do not wear red clothing.