Fubhimarf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast hummingbird.

Fubhimarf created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubhimarf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubhimarf, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fubhimarf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fubhimarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.