Nabgomloop Jappittif is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless salamander.

Nabgomloop Jappittif created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabgomloop Jappittif, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabgomloop Jappittif, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nabgomloop Jappittif's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nabgomloop Jappittif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the west.

5. Never eat oranges.