Fosshasapp is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent ant.

Fosshasapp created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fosshasapp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fosshasapp, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fosshasapp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fosshasapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention sharks.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.