Jonbonkpodhomhinsid Satstafbet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, egotistical warg.

Jonbonkpodhomhinsid Satstafbet created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonbonkpodhomhinsid Satstafbet, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jonbonkpodhomhinsid Satstafbet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jonbonkpodhomhinsid Satstafbet's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jonbonkpodhomhinsid Satstafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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