Dinwadjan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, effective hummingbird.

Dinwadjan created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinwadjan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinwadjan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dinwadjan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dinwadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing brown rings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.