Dumvinceb is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, wise
alligator.
Dumvinceb created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dumvinceb, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dumvinceb, he will send you a sign.
Dumvinceb's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Dumvinceb's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
2. Never wear skirts.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. You must pray to Dumvinceb six times a day.
5. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the south.