Tarort is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful horse.

Tarort created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarort, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tarort, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tarort's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tarort's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Tarort in the centre of the settlement.