Gomvignill is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical tapir.

Gomvignill created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomvignill, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomvignill, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gomvignill's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gomvignill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never think about special relativity near shrews while wearing cyan boots and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not kill turtles.