Cabhitcun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident salamander.

Cabhitcun created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabhitcun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cabhitcun, he will cry a lot.

Cabhitcun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cabhitcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabhitcun.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick turtles.