Xuccipgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-powerful crab.

Xuccipgeb created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccipgeb, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xuccipgeb, he will not care at all.

Xuccipgeb's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Xuccipgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never sing in holy places.