Cudtanzen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless wyvern.

Cudtanzen created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cudtanzen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cudtanzen, it will turn you into a rat.

Cudtanzen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cudtanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.