Gupdutarnlid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, annoying naga.

Gupdutarnlid created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupdutarnlid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupdutarnlid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gupdutarnlid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gupdutarnlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Put Gupdutarnlid first in all things.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.