Safbogarfstanfutvenpompak is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain skunk.

Safbogarfstanfutvenpompak created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safbogarfstanfutvenpompak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Safbogarfstanfutvenpompak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Safbogarfstanfutvenpompak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Safbogarfstanfutvenpompak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about gravity.