Nullanlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient octopus.

Nullanlarn created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullanlarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullanlarn, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nullanlarn's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nullanlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.