Feddog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest dragon.

Feddog created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Feddog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Feddog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Feddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ants.

2. Run away if six dolphins approach from the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Feddog.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always help great tits in need.